Here are the things you will need before you continue.

For an optimal experience, you should have:

• a quiet and comfortable place to lay back,
• earbuds or headphones, and
• at least one hour to listen or watch.

Depending upon how many ads play on your version of YouTube, you may not finish in an hour, but you’ll at least know if you want to keep listening. You might even break it into two sessions. Repeat as needed. The pages on this site may disappear, but the private and unpublished playlist will remain, so save the link when you get to it.

For the best experience, add any or all of the following:

• A warm bath
• Bubbles
• Lavender
• Candles
• Champagne
• Strawberries or blueberries (or both, have at it Mrs. Spiderman)

Are you ready?

Don’t click the button below until you are ready. Seriously.